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Ping. Buzz!!!

Hey. Wassup?

Busy?

Not really.

Cool.

Where were you last night? I called a million times.

Heh heh...sorry...phone was switched off...was in library...assignment. Why didn't you leave a message?

Yeah, right. As if you check messages.

Heh heh :P

What assignment?

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Didn't you have the midterm just last week?

You know I did. So stop rubbing it in. Not my fault the prof is a freakin sadist.

Whoa, wrong side of the bed today morning, eh? :P

Shut up. Slept just two hours. That too in the library.

Aww. You poor thing, you.

That's better :)

Well, if it's any consolation even I was up all night.

How come?

Was thinking about you. Couldn't sleep.

Nice try :P Was your graveyard shift, wasn't it?

Rats ;)

Heh heh...

So you pretty sleepy huh?

Yeah, will have to get a coffee. Boy, am I glad this boring lecture is over...

Yeah, me too.

Stop typing, idiot...we can talk now.

Unplug my laptop first...the power cord's right next to your feet. Hey, cute shoes.

Thanks :) You are such a geek :P

Overdose

Him: "Come on baby, just a couple of snorts."

Her: "Isn't it dangerous?"

Him: "It's just a couple. Trust me babe, you'll feel great."

Her: "Ok."
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Satan: What do you think?

God: I'm not convinced yet.

Satan: You'll see...
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Him: "How do you feel, babes?"

Her: "Oh this is groovy. I see all sorts of colors. And I feel like I am floating. I wanna do more."
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Satan: Well?

God: Fine. You can take her.
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Her: "Make me a line. I wanna snort a whole line."
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